The Republic of Cown Pros is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 1.906 billion Cown Prosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cown Prosian economy, worth 79.1 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,512 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity, the government funds large training centres to turn penguins into functioning members of society, bewildered tourists help drug cartels hand out food to poor Cown Prosians, and nocturnal burglars are grateful for the convenient beverages on welcoming doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cown Pros's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cown Pros is ranked 35,905^th in the world and 2,183^rd in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 778.16 pounds of wildlife per square mile.